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Guaranteed! 
30th-Dec-2008 11:34 am
Hey! Don't do that.
While booking my hotel for tomorrow night, I found myself a little skeptical of the "Best Price Guarantee" for the fifth room on the list.



If $9,999.89 is the best Cheap Tickets can get me for a room, then I don't think they're trying that hard. (Perhaps it's regularly $9,999.99 without the discount.)
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30th-Dec-2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
And hey! For that price, you get a king-size bed Presidential Parlor room, without the bed! Maybe that extra 10-cent savings was made up on the cost of not having to clean the bedsheets. Or the pillows. Or the mattress.
30th-Dec-2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
Your icon makes me want to go play Pac-Mondrian.
30th-Dec-2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
Man, that Tokyo level is CRAZY.
30th-Dec-2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
But where else will you get a plasma TV-Refrigerator?

Just look at those cucumbers! Such high definition!
31st-Dec-2008 12:40 am (UTC)
There're no cucumbers. The refrigerator only refrigerates plasma televisions, which the guest is presumed to bring with him-or-her. Over-clocked televisions allow one to get next year's television to-day. Unfortunately, the quality of next year's television continues established trends. It would probably be better to bring a cucumber, and watch that, though, again, there'll be not refrigerator in which to store it.
30th-Dec-2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
Obviously they assume you'll stick the 32 inch plasma tv in your luggage on the way out.
30th-Dec-2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Sure, at that price plasma TVs are like pillow mints.
31st-Dec-2008 12:41 am (UTC)
If there is a television, then it probably arrived in one's luggage; they are only supplying a refrigerator for televisions.
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